Goblin Cleanup Aisle One

Goblin, Cleanup Aisle One is a solo journaling TTRPG where you play a goblin janitor, recently demoted and now stuck cleaning the filthiest corners of goblin society. Your mission? Climb your way out of the garbage pile by proving you can scrub, mop, and shine better than anyone else in the kingdom.

🧽 What's It About?

Over the course of 10 to 15 in-game days, you’ll chronicle the chaos of goblin cleanup duty. Each day, you roll to discover what kind of mess awaits you, including ooze issues, alchemical explosions, or a REALLY BIG FIRE!! Then, using your Janitorial Sheet or a journal, you’ll write out your report in glorious (or disgusting) detail.

This is a game about letting your imagination run wild. Fail gloriously. Succeed unexpectedly. Document it all.

🧰 What You'll Need

• A printout of the rules
• 10–15 Janitorial Sheets (or a blank journal)
• A pencil
• Two six-sided dice (2d6)
• About 30 minutes a day, depending on how much mayhem you want to describe

📝 Notes on Playing

No one else needs to see your entries—unless you want to share the mess. So dive in. Use a thesaurus. Get weird with your vocabulary. Sketch out the sludge, the snot, the shame.

This is your goblin story. Be gross. Be creative. And above all, have fun doing it.